Next! Sarah Ferguson...

The Duchess of York reportedly turned down a large fee to appear on Strictly Come Dancing.

According to The Sun, the BBC were desperate to sign her, but she refused.

A source told the paper: "Despite a really big offer way above the average fee, she didn't seem keen to put in four months' work and refused to take part. It looks as though Fergie thought she could earn more money over a few dinners."

Perhaps, given her current financial situation, she shouldn't be so choosy. Besides, what better way to get the public onside than to appear on Strictly?

I doubt, given last week's news reports, that Strictly would come knocking again. She's definitely missed the boat.