The Odd Couple

Len and Bruno. They spend more time together during the year than most colleagues, sharing planes across the Atlantic.

The Mirror decided to put some not-so-probing questions to each about the other. Here are some highlights:

Can you sum him up in three words?
Len about Bruno: "Noisy, exuberant and vain".
Bruno about Len: "Unique British character."

Which of you is the best-looking?

Len: "I’m a natural beauty, but Bruno relies on cosmetics to bring him up to my standards. He’s a gym fanatic and for his age he’s got a good, firm body. But he loves to show it off. Any excuse to whip his T-shirt up and display his pectorals. When we’re in LA he sits out in his under shorts with his nuts and bolts exploding out of his blimmin’ Y-fronts. It’s not a pleasant sight."

Bruno: "Well me, of course. I’m younger and sexier. Len needs to go to the gym because he’s putting on a bit of a belly. I’m going to make him come to the gym with me every day when we go back to America. He’s going to look like Schwarzenegger."