Love Shack Slackers

Poxy football. It makes Love Island very late, and then I can't sleep at night because I'm in bed analysing the show.

Poor Brendan. He's still with Kelle, thanks to Bianca and Calum who were in charge of Coupling Up this week. And he's dying for a change. I don't think he'd dispute that they get on well, but the poor man is bored. I loved the way he refused to let Lee cook becuase he's dirty and stands around "with his hands down his pants all day". Go Brenny!

Meanwhile in the Love Shack, Bianca and Calum do not seem to be getting on as well as you would imagine. They have a fantastic opportunity to learn all about each other without interruption from anyone else. Instead, they seem to be subtly winding each other up and being petty and nonsensical. What a waste.

I can't decide if Fearne is wearing hair extensions. Colleen's extensions look nice. It's a shame her natural hair on top of them looks so rough...