Strictly Come Drinking
Looking at the rules, you'd get very drunk very quickly!
But remember: DRINK RESPONSIBLYRule One - Have one shot for every budget BBC celeb you see in the audience that has managed to blag themselves free tickets.
Rule Two - Drink two fingers of beer each time Len Goodman cries "Seeeeverrrn!"
Rule Three - Drink another two fingers whenever Len snaps at Craig/Bruno/Arlene and does his best stern headmaster look.
Rule Four - If Arlene uses alliteration ("That was Strictly, sausages, sternly, sensationally, sideways, slippery, snowman, superb...etc") knock back a G&T.
Rule Five - Have a second G&T if Bruno uses a nonsensical metaphor ("Your Paso was like a tasty lasagna!")
Rule Six - Each time Craig Revel Horwood gets booed by the studio audience chug some beer.
Rule Seven - Help yourself to a double & mixer of your choice if Brucie stumbles over his words or gets someone's name wrong etc.
Rule Eight - Down a pint if any contestant says "no one is safe this week" during their intro tape.
Rule Nine - Quaff some spirits if Tess Daly makes a sexually suggestive comment about Austin's pecs/guns/chest.
Rule Ten - Sup some cider each time a celeb claims that they "don't want their Strictly journey to end" followed by a clip of them looking teary in rehearsals.
Rule Eleven - Have a shot if Brendan Cole throws a strop or Vincent Simone makes a comment about sex or his good looks.
Rule Twelve - Finish off whatever's left over when Arlene suggests that she has been aroused by Austin Healey or Tom Chambers's performance.
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