The HD Diet

Bruno has confessed to The Sun that he had to put himself on a diet, because he was worried that being broadcast in HD on both sides of the Atlantic would give too much away.

He said: “Darling, HD has made me ‘sugar free’ — it’s a nightmare. I am in America for God’s sake, the home of cookies and candy, and I can’t eat a damn thing and it’s all because of bloody Hi Def!"