Gordon Ramsey For SCD6?

Last week the Daily Star reported that Gordon Ramsey might be swapping soufflé for the samba, and is tipped for Strictly Come Dancing.

He told the paper: “I seriously need to learn to dance. I’d love to master it because there’s something so sexy about dancing. But I’m 15 stone with size 16 feet. It just ain’t f***ing happening.”

If Gordon Ramsey were on SCD, they'd struggle to use half the footage from the training rooms because of all the effing and blinding. Although I'm sure our refined pros wouldn't put up with that kind of thing for long.