Next! Piers Morgan...

Broadcaster Piers Morgan is the next in a long line of celebrities who claims to have turned down Strictly Come Dancing.

The Daily Express reports that Piers told The Sun: "This year I have been offered a lot of money to do Strictly Come Dancing — I think it was six figures, and Dancing with the Stars in America, which was a lot of money, about $300,000. But there is not enough money in Fort Knox to get me to dance in public."

Ah, Fort Knox. That well-known palace of riches.

This is where I have to admit that I've never really hated Piers like other people do, so I wouldn't mind seeing him on the show. But it would've been nice to have a bigger national villain than Craig on the show.