Next! Noel Gallagher

It's been a while since we had any 'I turned down Strictly' stories, but I never could have imagined that I'd be reading one about Noel Gallagher.

The former Oasis frontman told The Sun: “I’m flattered. I’d have done it an’ all as I’ve recently mastered the sticky task of c***** while dancing. Sadly though, I’m a bit busy. Maybe next time... ”

To be frank, I'm quite glad he said no. I'm not sure I'd be that keen to see him on the show.