Widdy Joins Tour?

Ann Widdecombe has reportedly joined the line-up for the Strictly tour, partnered by Craig.

Ann told the Press Association: "I am very much looking forward to dancing with Craig, after all the rude remarks he has made. However, as he is even taller than Anton, the result should be even funnier! Will anyone judge his performance, I wonder?"

Craig commented: "Watching Anton carry Ann round the dance floor like a pantomime dame has been rather painful, but never the less extremely entertaining. Ann is a good sport. I can't wait to get my hands on her, and create a fabulous routine which people will talk about for many years to come."

Oh dear... Can I get a refund?

Somehow I suspect that if she doesn't win the programme, she has a good shot at winning the tour, assuming people can vote for her.