Pamela's 'Rough Week'

Pamela Stephenson admits to getting caught up in the mania of Strictly, and heard herself utter the words: "James and I had a rough week."

She sets herself straight in her Guardian column: "Rough week? Rough week! I was dancing on TV for heaven's sake! See, that's what reality-TV-land does to you – seduces you into thinking you're important. In the nick of time, I booked a session with myself."

Go and read the whole column. It's very witty.