Next! Lord Sugar...

Lord Sugar has revealed that he turned down the chance to appear on Strictly Come Dancing.

He told The Sun: "Come on, that's stupidity, isn't it? Cooking and chefs and dancing - really. Stupid idiots - absolute nonsense."

Absolute nonsense watched by over 10m people last weekend, as opposed to 6.9 who watched The Apprentice on Wednesday.

I would contact Suralan and complain about his outburst, but I think his Amstrad Em@iler is out of order...