We Don't Like Sarcasm, Rob

Robbie Williams has sarcastically suggested that Strictly Come Dancing is only for those whose careers are on the slide.

The Sun reports an interview Robbie gave to Capital Radio in which he said: "I love reality TV. It's the only stuff I watch. But yeah, if this CD fails and Take That doesn't do too well, Strictly Come Dancing then straight to panto."

Strictly producers choose you for the show, not the other way around. And frankly, with that attitude, I hope that never, ever happens.